batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

thats-slightly-raven:

You sick bastard.

badgerinafez:

I was watching Asylum of the Daleks again today, and I noticed something. Darla had said she had a daughter who was in a dalek prison camp. Then I noticed how the ballerina dalek had the same red hair as her. Hannah was turned into a dalek just like Oswin. She was the ballerina. 

Fine. Just make me cry all over again.

deliciouschihirominaj:

Dang, Chihiro lookin’ over at Togami like that you want that billion dollar dick don’t you

radioactivemongoose:

sudden clarity

ninja46464:

elasticitymudflap:

scribble-mode:

misspumpkiin:

tsukikoneko:

I-I…

omfg

WHAT DA FUCK

clamperl:

clamperl:

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it