i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”
-Matthew 20:28

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)
every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image